little curly alan ball
Player Valuation: £70m
In the age of technology , who the fuk uses these - except crackheads of course ???
Anyway , Im on a little trek last evening , driving down Townsend Ave . Me mate says ,
" I saw your rag arse mate , *** was in that phone box the other day . ( The lad hes on about has 5 fukn phones , btw . )
Anyway , he goes on to say , " 60p a call , now . "
Me ; " Say what !!! 60-fukn-pence ??? Are you 'avin a tin-bath , kid ??? "
Apparently not .
It must be cause no-one uses them , except as toilets an' striping gaffs .
Who still uses public phones , lid ???
Anyway , Im on a little trek last evening , driving down Townsend Ave . Me mate says ,
" I saw your rag arse mate , *** was in that phone box the other day . ( The lad hes on about has 5 fukn phones , btw . )
Anyway , he goes on to say , " 60p a call , now . "
Me ; " Say what !!! 60-fukn-pence ??? Are you 'avin a tin-bath , kid ??? "
Apparently not .
It must be cause no-one uses them , except as toilets an' striping gaffs .
Who still uses public phones , lid ???