Public Conveniences

[Vim Fuego]

Too many hom's fingering each other in public bogs.

So i just piss in a bottle.

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

i once had the nauseating experience of popping into the public bogs for a piss only to find some chap in there eating a fresh cream trifle - i've never really liked trifle since then.

of course, the worst bogs are those portaloo things towards the end of a rock festival - just a cupboard full of sh1te & piss!