I wished that were true mate. You try to bring a bit of levity to the place and you get characterised as a miserabilist - probably sitting in piss drenched undies, who's never darkened the doorway of Goodison Park.
You'll all miss me when I leave this place I'm telling yer. No sympathy, please.
Its ok, im watching Manchester City vs. Celtic Live! - IraqGoals.net at the moment, City are looking good and Celtic are singing YNWA and the commenator is getting a hard on over it and he just had to mention the "kop".
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