Proper fumin’

[Rita_Poon]

God now unpopular due to pesky cycle lane.

Altrincham vicar blames church exodus on new cycle lane

A row erupts between a council and an Altrincham church over access after a road layout change.

www.bbc.co.uk

*Even god hates cyclists, confirmed.

 

[NeilMorepies]

Boris has bird trouble

Boris Johnson squawks in pain after he's bitten by an ostrich through car window

The former PM had a close run-in with one of the world's largest birds while taking a holiday in the US with his family, and could be seen swearing and reeling in shock on video

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[NeilMorepies]

 

[Cake]

Posted on behalf of Ollie Watkins and he isn't even lying!

"I played 20 minutes against PSG in both games. I am not going to lie, I was fuming that I wasn't playing - I let him [Unai Emery] know that," Watkins told Sky Sports.

"He's the manager, you have to respect his decision, [but] I am not one of these players happy to sit on the bench.

"It is something I have not experienced before, to miss out on the biggest stage. I wanted to be out on the pitch for much longer. I have played a big part to get to where we are today and I want to play in those games."