I would love it if Prince took over the club.
We'd be the coolest club ever.

He'd make us play in purple though![]()
It would be absolutely brilliant like. Imagine having Purple Rain playing and seemlessly cutting into Z-Cars as purple fireworks erupt around our new stadium, which would be called "The stadium formerly known as Goodison Park" and it'd be shaped like a hieroglyphic. And everytime we score, Prince stands up on the directors box and does a guitar solo whilst everyone in the Gwladys Street waves lighters in the air.
Get Prince in FFS!
It would be absolutely brilliant like. Imagine having Purple Rain playing and seemlessly cutting into Z-Cars as purple fireworks erupt around our new stadium, which would be called "The stadium formerly known as Goodison Park" and it'd be shaped like a hieroglyphic. And everytime we score, Prince stands up on the directors box and does a guitar solo whilst everyone in the Gwladys Street waves lighters in the air.
Get Prince in FFS!