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Predictions for 2019/20 season

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With Mark Lawrenson already (unsurprisingly) predicting the RS will win the league next year,I thought I would have a try myself.
  • There will be a heatwave on the opening day of the season with endless clips of drunken, overweight shirtless or bikini clad fans in sunglasses,dancing and spraying each other with water.There will be plenty of quips about this during the return fixture held on a wet, misty ,freezing cold night in January
  • A previously unknown English player will have a couple of decent games early on.in the season.The media will call him a future England captain and Gareth Southgate will be seen in the stands " running an eye" over him.The papers will announce that City, Liverpool and Chelsea are lining up a £100m bid.He will get injured and never be heard of again.
  • The BBC will inexplicably announce that their 3rd Round FA cup live game will be Liverpool, whoever the opposition.It will be justified by some bizarre,obscure connection between the two clubs.
  • A newly promoted team will win their first seven games and will be top of the Premiership.They will be relegated before the end of March.
  • A manager wiil be sacked by Christmas and be replaced with the "dream team ticket" of two former fans favourites returning to the club.. They too will be relegated.
  • Every televised West Ham game,the camera will pan onto Trevor Brooking sitting in the Directors Box and we will be told what a great ambassador for football he is.

Do you have anymore?
 

Did Lawrenson keep his record up of not predicting Liverpool to lose a game,up till mid way,think he had them as been unbeaten in about 3 seasons lol
 
The media will commentate on a competition featuring liverpool and 19 other teams that Liverpool won’t win again.
 

Bournemouth sign Daniel Sturridge on a free once his contract with the RS runs out, he gets injured as a sub coming on in their third league game and doesn't play for the rest of the season.
 
There will be endless droning on about VAR until the 2nd or 3rd round of games, when it will fade into background noise until it controversially disallows a rs goal to hand the number 1 spot in the league to City.

OGS will have a seemingly endless stream of questioning articles about his future until he gets booted before Christmas.

City and Tottenham will run away at the top of the league. Chelsea and Arsenal sneak into the top 4. The rs will fall away after winning the November PL winner trophy again (see VAR point). Wolves will push into the top 6, Everton will be 7th.
 
MarkHollis said:
Bournemouth sign Daniel Sturridge on a free once his contract with the RS runs out, he gets injured as a sub coming on in their third league game and doesn't play for the rest of the season.
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Kopite Eddie will get the sack if Ake leaves as he's all that prevents that team from conceding 85 goals
 

Liverpool to open the season on the Friday night at home to Brighton, win 5-0, and City to play Monday night.... then they can spaff about how the league is changing hands again at a ridiculous level and the title race is back on.

Meanwhile we lost 66-0 and they remind how they've won it 6 times, but it's okay because we don't care because we haven't forgotten because Vincent Kompany is still our hero, and we then go 37 unbeaten, finish second to City and we don't call talksport asking for a second place trophy.
 
Everton win the league with a unique 3-4-1-2 formation and an average starting XI age of around 23.

Oh no wait, that was just me on FIFA last night.
 

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