Not Safe For Work! Possibly the greatest song of all time

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have you got any Guru Josh ?

some of my mates were on the same label and they went down to his gaff, from the worldwide proceeds of infinity he was minted. they were sitting there and he had an army of female assistants, maid, cleaner, cook etc & my mate said they were all stunners and worked in lingerie/naked. reckoned the guru himself had long since lost the plot.
 

That seems like an ideal world to me.

apparently the singer from abc was a bit of a weird one as well.

most of it all happened while i was travelling but the lads regularly disgraced themselves, one puking in sashas record bag, and another spending the whole night sweet talking heather from m people while shaun edwards was sat on the other side of her, culminating in him saying "do you think i'm some sort of soft t@ ? chattin' me bird up while i'm here" reply "no not at all, thats why i'm doin it while a dozen of my mates are sat surrounding you" she was in on it like.
kylie gave my fattestmate a signed pic of her frollicking on a bed "to my darling keith from kylie xx " pride of place on his wall that one
 

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