Possible scenario

[Kay20]

We aren't signing anyone. Deal with it.

As the days roll by...starting to believe you.

Sigh.

 

[McBain]

I often wish I had a time machine, considering all the other things I would do, such as, of course, go forward in time and check all lottery/horse racing/football results and make myself a billonare Chairman of Everton.

I would go back in time and sign Messi, Ronaldo and other World Class players at the age of 14.

Perfect.

If you went forward in time and made a load of money, then you went back in time, you would still have the same amount of money, you paradoxical dimwit.

Everyone knows you have to time travel in the nude, meaning you can't take anything with you and have to scrounge for clothes, and you can't bring anything back with you.

 

[DualityNSNO]

If you went forward in time and made a load of money, then you went back in time, you would still have the same amount of money, you paradoxical dimwit.

Everyone knows you have to time travel in the nude, meaning you can't take anything with you and have to scrounge for clothes, and you can't bring anything back with you.

I believe that's not 100% true; until I see some adequate proof.

Anyway I think he meant he'll go forward in time to just check the results, then come back to present and bet on them, thus winning a lot of money and becoming a billionaire and after that - Chairman of Everton.

 

[McBain]

I believe that's not 100% true; until I see some adequate proof.

Anyway I think he meant he'll go forward in time to just check the results, then come back to present and bet on them, thus winning a lot of money and becoming a billionaire and after that - Chairman of Everton.

It's entirely true. It's a factamundo.

His plan has too many flaws, i mean, what games would you bet on? And how many times does the rank outsider come up trumps, and granted the fact that he couldn't bring, or take anything with him, how could you remember the exact nuances of an 'exotic' all the while delicately keeping the balance of the space/time continuum by not affecting the future with your mere presence?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I would bet on us not signing anyone this season, then with the time travelled winnings I would become a billionaire owner of the club, go back in time and sign lots of players, thus creating a suitably sized paradox to destroy the known universe. Ahem.

 

[McBain]

I would bet on us not signing anyone this season, then with the time travelled winnings I would become a billionaire owner of the club, go back in time and sign lots of players, thus creating a suitably sized paradox to destroy the known universe. Ahem.

See you lost before you started. We already signed some kids didn't we?

You would have waited till September and you would have come back with nothing.

A bit like our Management really.

 

[Librarian]

If you went forward in time and made a load of money, then you went back in time, you would still have the same amount of money, you paradoxical dimwit.

Everyone knows you have to time travel in the nude, meaning you can't take anything with you and have to scrounge for clothes, and you can't bring anything back with you.

Nude time travel is only for robots, the Doc and Marty McFly came back in their clobber with a sports almanac and a roll of space dollars up their bums.

 

[little curly alan ball]

Right now N'zogbia looks a bit out of our reach even if the Yobo deal is close to completed with it looking like 10 million quid won't even get a deal done. However his preference is to come to Everton. He has only got a year on his contract as well. Perhaps he may be prepared to wait until january when he will only cost 4 million pounds i.e. Pienaar and we will then have the dosh to wrap up a deal. It may be worth waiting because I think this squad untouched can still have a good season and it's also due a good first half to the season for once, so imagine a scenario where we are comfortably in or around the top 7 in january and then we get the boost of N'zogbia and possibly Donovan coming in for a loan deal? If we can make something like this play out I in all seriousness believe we could push on for champions league football over the season's second half.
Obviously a lot of massive ifs and massive buts, but I do think it's a possible scenario and worth thinking about.

I have had something to drink and yes it was bleach.

Landy , as it goes , COULD be The One ..

Id go Peanut / Landy , in that order ...

Just MY OPINION like ...

 

[BiggyRat]

If you went forward in time and made a load of money, then you went back in time, you would still have the same amount of money, you paradoxical dimwit.

Everyone knows you have to time travel in the nude, meaning you can't take anything with you and have to scrounge for clothes, and you can't bring anything back with you.

I think that's how Bill made his money...not the time travel, the nude bit.

 

[Kay20]

Landy , as it goes , COULD be The One ..

Id go Peanut / Landy , in that order ...

Just MY OPINION like ...

For a loan? You mean this hypothetical could be right?!?!?! LCAB don't do this to me!!!!!

So I think his means IF Spurs don't need Peanut (we'd take him back on loan huh?), and if LD is willing to do a loan? Light at the end of the tunnel... (also preps LD for WC qualifying).

 

[ijjysmith]

I'll post a potential scenario...just to get people talking.


Arse offer £12m plus Bendtner for Jags. We go mental and accept.

We then use the £12m on N'Zogbia.

We've gained Bendtner and N'Zogbia but lost Jags.

How would you feel?

 

[Goat]

If you went forward in time and made a load of money, then you went back in time, you would still have the same amount of money, you paradoxical dimwit.

Everyone knows you have to time travel in the nude, meaning you can't take anything with you and have to scrounge for clothes, and you can't bring anything back with you.

Its my freaking scenario.

Why am I doing it naked? You huge pervert.

Im taking sheets of A4 and a pen yo.

 

[Goat]

I'll post a potential scenario...just to get people talking.


Arse offer £12m plus Bendtner for Jags. We go mental and accept.

We then use the £12m on N'Zogbia.

We've gained Bendtner and N'Zogbia but lost Jags.

How would you feel?

Like we had just been robbed.

Bender and ZgoZbiaZ are awful, awful players.

Whats the attraction with Zgobia? Hes gash, he was gash at Newcastle and hes gash at Wigan.

 

[mawders]

Right now N'zogbia looks a bit out of our reach even if the Yobo deal is close to completed with it looking like 10 million quid won't even get a deal done. However his preference is to come to Everton. He has only got a year on his contract as well. Perhaps he may be prepared to wait until january when he will only cost 4 million pounds i.e. Pienaar and we will then have the dosh to wrap up a deal. It may be worth waiting because I think this squad untouched can still have a good season and it's also due a good first half to the season for once, so imagine a scenario where we are comfortably in or around the top 7 in january and then we get the boost of N'zogbia and possibly Donovan coming in for a loan deal? If we can make something like this play out I in all seriousness believe we could push on for champions league football over the season's second half.
Obviously a lot of massive ifs and massive buts, but I do think it's a possible scenario and worth thinking about.

I have had something to drink and yes it was bleach.

kind of irrelevant because Villa will just end up paying what Wigan want so he won't be available in January