I heard there were snooker cues involved too. I blame that Jimmy White, look at Ossie's face. Giving him ideas!
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ostosh and jagielka holding it level for Jimmy to do a world record line attempt
He would not say that. When faced with the question, "Is Finch Farm a real farm?" he would say, "Finch Farm is a phenomenal asset. I cannot fault the effort the cows and the sheep have been making, to exist in my head. They are making real progress to adapt to my incredible philosophy."When asked to comment on the incident at Finch Farm, Everton manager Roberto Martinez responded, "It's not even a proper farm".
How many 'lads' do you live with?
To break his own world record you mean?
We can't win games, players are speaking about not playing the right system, we cocked up selling Eto, we don't seem to be able to buy a player and now the players are fighting at the training ground. The manager has not only lost the dressing room he has lost the plot.
We can't win games, players are speaking about not playing the right system, we cocked up selling Eto, we don't seem to be able to buy a player and now the players are fighting at the training ground. The manager has not only lost the dressing room he has lost the plot.
We can't win games, players are speaking about not playing the right system, we cocked up selling Eto, we don't seem to be able to buy a player and now the players are fighting at the training ground. The manager has not only lost the dressing room he has lost the plot.

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