Player Ratings vs Ull

[Goat]

Howard - 6 - Dont pay him, he only had 1 save to make.
Neville - 6 - Steady Eddy, lovely little step over
Baines - 8 - Hes just super
Jags - 9 - Just amazing
Distin - 6 - Cow on rollerskates
Heitinga - 9 - Superstar
Osman - 5 - Was doing alright, nothing great
Arteta - 10 - Sexy, sexy, sexy
Pienaar - 9 - He might talk like a P.I.M.P, but he plays likes a GOD
Anchiebe - 3 - No comment
Yakubu - 6 - Yeah, well, you know

Donavan - 8 - USA USA USA USA
Rodwell - 8 - Stick your £30m up your arse United
Gosling - 7 - WHAT?????

 

[Nordecke]

agree

 

[stinger]

Howard - 7
Neville - 6
Jagielka - 7
Distin - 7
Baines - 8
Anichebe - 6
Osman - 6
Heitinga - 9
Arteta - 9
Pienaar - 8
Yakubu - 8
Donovan - 8
Rodwell - 7
Gosling - 6

 

[spikeman]

agree

As do I

 

[ShaggyReAL]

Neville, a negative 6? I love you man!

Oh wait....that said 6....I take my love back man.

 

[chicoazul]

Goat report:

The Distin description is one the most wonderful pieces of literature on here.

But then giving Yakubu 6, Donovan 8 and Gosling 7 shows you to be one big fat tit.

Must do better.

 

[Goat]

Thanks CHUMP, but its just my onion innit.

 

[Abraders]

Yakubu should have scored about 3, but his Hold up/link up play and his cross was fantastic.. 7 from me.

 

[chicoazul]

Thanks CHUMP, but its just my onion innit.

Your opinion is clearly dogshit.

 

[Neiler]

Howard - 6 - Dont pay him, he only had 1 save to make.
Neville - 6 - Steady Eddy, lovely little step over
Baines - 8 - Hes just super
Jags - 9 - Just amazing
Distin - 6 - Cow on rollerskates
Heitinga - 9 - Superstar
Osman - 5 - Was doing alright, nothing great
Arteta - 10 - Sexy, sexy, sexy
Pienaar - 9 - He might talk like a P.I.M.P, but he plays likes a GOD
Anchiebe - 3 - No comment
Yakubu - 6 - Yeah, well, you know

Donavan - 8 - USA USA USA USA
Rodwell - 8 - Stick your £30m up your arse United
Gosling - 7 - WHAT?????

What a save though the whole defence caght out on the offside trap.

Mega harsh on Anichebe.

 

[bluebastardo]

Mucha would have saved the goal.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i'd take goats 3 for vic and ad it onto Jo's score giving him 13.

Clearly the best player by a Blackpool mile of illuminations and comedy breast stores.

 

[chicoazul]

Mucha would have saved the goal.

Laughing here.

 

[BlueNose94]

Howard - 6 - Not much to do, made a great save, could not have prevented the goal.
Neville - 6 - Typical Neville performance.
Baines - 8 - Continued his great form, up and down the flanks like a blue arsed fly.
Jags - 9 - Amazing considering he has only had 90 minutes of football under his belt in the past 11 months or so.
Distin - 7 - Sloppy at times, solid at other.
Heitinga - 9 - Made great challenges, won every 50/50.
Osman - 6 - Playing okay before substituted, neither good or bad really.
Arteta - 10 - Quality, MOM certainly
Pienaar - 9 - Fantastic, God is great but Pienaar is better
Anchiebe - 5 - Disappointing.
Yakubu - 6 - Held the ball up well, but was awful when it came to shooting and a very weak pentalty

Donovan - 8 - Moyes has got to sign him!
Rodwell - 7 - Took his goal well and had a fine game.
Gosling - 6 - Pretty okay for the 20 minutes he played.

 

[bobbyrob]

Howard - 6 - Dont pay him, he only had 1 save to make.
Neville - 6 - Steady Eddy, lovely little step over
Baines - 8 - Hes just super
Jags - 9 - Just amazing
Distin - 6 - Cow on rollerskates
Heitinga - 9 - Superstar
Osman - 5 - Was doing alright, nothing great
Arteta - 10 - Sexy, sexy, sexy
Pienaar - 9 - He might talk like a P.I.M.P, but he plays likes a GOD
Anchiebe - 3 - No comment
Yakubu - 6 - Yeah, well, you know

Donavan - 8 - USA USA USA USA
Rodwell - 8 - Stick your £30m up your arse United
Gosling - 7 - WHAT?????

All agreed except for Anchiebe minus 3 has to go