Player quotes you'd like to hear

[Portland Toffee]

"I wish they had a boss chant for me" - Leighton Baines

 

[AndyZ]

He never called me a negrito or anything like that, he was just getting on my nerves, so I dropkicked him

well in lad.

 

[steken1]

So we're all in the big bath after beating the shiite 9-0 at anfield and toni comes in bollocko does a running bomb and lands on the bosses sword! - Jags

 

[bluemangroup]

"Just take it, take it all lads and enjoy it! It's your money now"
The Sultan of Brunei

 

[Oviedo37]

I want our players to all have positive mindsets instead of Jags being a miserable c***

 

[Oviedo37]

"No Pyro No Party" - Leon Osman 2014

 

[nigelcoyb]

"I came here because my uncle said he would only invest his billions in a club I could love, Stamford Bridge is a home for tarts, Goodison is the home of heroes - Yeh he owns 83% of Belgium"

Romalu Lukaku

 

[Guest89]

(after a 94th minute 40 yard free kick in off the bar to win the FA Cup final)

"I do it all the time in training"

- Tony Hibbert

 

[SpeedEFC]

"We're boss, not even arsed lad" - Roberto Martinez after winning the double

 

[CrustySack]

"I've had all yer mas!" said Distin to the Liverpool player during warm ups.

 

[anyone]

"I like turttles"

Deulofeu.

 

[SimonB]

''It was a bit like going into a gun fight and we were only armed with a knife.''

David Moyes reflects on United's 4-0 loss at his former club 19/4/2014

 

[Furey1878]

''In a bit, Moyes'' - Leighton Baines upon penning his new contract which should see him at Everton until he retires.

 

[dholliday]

no chance I'd ever play for anyone else but Everton. Here for life, lar

Ross the Boss.

 

[dead_soft]

"From the minute I was born, I knew I was blue, the way the club was put together made me know that it wasn't wether we won or lost it was about every individual one coming together to share in the glory of being part of Everton. Hearing the first chords of Z Cars as you stepped into the Goodison roar made you aware that this was bigger than being first in the league. You'd won just by pulling on that shirt and representing numerous other people who couldn't. It is what is pure about football and life - being in love for ninety minutes with something bigger than yourself. And that was why it wasn't about choosing the club. It was about them choosing me. It was about being allowed to be complete. Oh, and I liked that we'd just won the Champions League in 2015. And that I got dirty every Saturday night in Heebies. Wasn't like that in La Rochelle."