It’s time to face the facts of what is actually going on here.
Alan McTavish quietly slips into Brands’ office; “Marcel, Marcel, I’ve got a problem. Farhad is furious, I forgot to mention the clause in the Hummel deal insisting we have a Danish player before they will make the first payment. From your extensive database and contacts I’m sure you can sort me one. *Marcel taps away on keyboard... No problem... There are some good ones in Holland... Rommedahl?... Tomasson?... er... give me 10 minutes!” Marcel quickly loads up the G-edition of FM Genie Scout, search’s nation = Denmark, and sorts by ‘current home reputation’. Top of the list Hojbjerg. Checks Wiki... current club Southampton - excellent Prem experience; former club Bayern when a certain Mr Ancelotti was there - bonus. Next does a Google image search to see how good he will look in the Hummel shirt and spots a car in the background of one photo. Zooms in on the window sticker which says “Cazoo” - this is too good to be true!
No way Marcel won’t get this deal done - far too much at stake on this one!