Petition to sign Lukaku

[anyone]

Everton needs a football transfer Crowdfunding website!!

 

[Groucho]

Yes you are a dullard but no will suffice.

What's that about mate?

 

[Furey1878]

2 tomatoes gets you 1 Lukaku

 

[Goat]

 

[johnnydawg68]

We don't need signatures, we need money.

23.000 x £1.500 = £34.500.000 = One Lukaku.

I like this. Bill can do some crowdsourcing for our transfer business.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I'd sign it if someone started one. Can't see it having much effect, though.

 

[bluemangroup]

We should combine the petition with an organ donation form. Ill happily sign away a kidney for him.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Your time and Evertons future would be better served petitioning for Kenwright to sell the club by season's end. Wake up.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

KICKSTARTER

 

[Del]

 

[Eggs]

....or get down on our knees and beg like the neighbours did with gnasher. No thanks.

 

[tommye]

We should combine the petition with an organ donation form. Ill happily sign away a kidney for him.

i will throw in my left bollock if we sign him

 

[tadpole]

If only it were so simple ...

Problems :

1. Chelsea will take some persuading to let him go, all the more so if he has a good season for us.
2. We'll be competing against half the top clubs in Europe for his signature.
3. Asking price I would guess would be well over £30 million.
4. We could only raise the money by selling someone like Barkley.
5. We can't afford his wages.

 

[Del]

 

[Baines' left foot]

I'd throw in a kidney provided he signed a 13 year contract and promised never to leave.