gonetomorrow
Player Valuation: £80m
Welcome to Goodison.
So you're two doctors then?
So you're two doctors then?
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Lord Buckethead
Player Valuation: £35m
Well chuffed with a Performance Human.
He is now my favourite character on the Simpsons, I hope Monty can cope without him
He is now my favourite character on the Simpsons, I hope Monty can cope without him
royalblue66
Player Valuation: £70m
Let's hope he helps us get that monkey off our back, in Derby games.
SpongeBob brown shoes
Player Valuation: £40m
Or better still just shift him
To be fair, this was the only thing he got right.
malcson
Player Valuation: £10m
apart from the fact the side were not fit and couldn't play a full 90 minutes
Toffeelover
Player Valuation: £80m
A positive appointment, a respected chappie throughout football. Anything that can se our club progressing I am 100% for.
He's not even fat as has been proven multiple times.
BernieH
Player Valuation: £35m
he looks chunky and maybe he is carrying too much muscle, either way, he doesn't look in the best shape. Still a lot better than me though, I can barely run after the bloody dog haha.
evertondotcom
Player Valuation: £20m
Ashley Williams is in incredible shape. Especially for his age. (no homo).
He's just a big girl on the pitch and gets bullied.
everton2004
Player Valuation: £35m
Welcome Dr Rylan, good to see you got you got yourself a day job. Swerve the karaoke at the club Xmas party.....you were crap on the X-Factor.
Good to see he's been directing some sterling performances.
SACK.
SACK.
abelard
Player Valuation: £35m
you can be too heavy for your chosen sport without being fat
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