Peanut Butter vs Marmite

[Gazdalf]

Smooth peanut butter = Runny squirrel [Poor language removed]. Myself I cannot see the attraction. Dirty people.


*goes back to his marmite covered dog turd

 

[Dylan]

What smooth peanut butter you been eating Gaz? Smooth is the exact same as crunchy, just without the crunch. It is still thick enough to stick to your throat and cause you to asphyxiate (probably -5 for spelling)

 

[Gazdalf]

Crunchy squirrel [Poor language removed]. brrrr, this is not helping its cause.