Paul The Octopus has died.
In today's Carling Cup fixtures, players will be wearing 8 black armbands in his memory.
In today's Carling Cup fixtures, players will be wearing 8 black armbands in his memory.
Paul the Octopus dead!
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They ink it's all over.
It is now.
It is now.
little curly alan ball
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Did he predict it ???
little curly alan ball
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Alio
They call me Avocado Baby
Matt Damon
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It wuz Chelsea.
Mutzo Nutzo
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The Inside Story
Berlin, Germany - In emerging news, Paul the amazing Octupus has been found dead in a lobster tank at a popular Berlin restaurant.
It is believed some Spanish football fans kidnapped Paul and took him out to dinner in celebration of Spain's victory in the World Cup and also to reward Paul for his contribution.
Unfortunately, the Spanish fans unwittingly placed him in a lobster tank while they dined on calamari.
Not realising that the lobster was in fact a North Sea lobster found commonly in the waters off The Netherlands, Paul was hopelessly left to his own demise as the lobster viciously cut him up for instant gratification.
Shocked patrons at the restaurant formed a guard of honour as Paul's remains were removed from the tank and transferred to the aquarium from where he was abducted.
German President Angela Merkel has announced that a state funeral will be held for the mighty mollusc before flushing his remains down a toilet.
RIP Paul
Berlin, Germany - In emerging news, Paul the amazing Octupus has been found dead in a lobster tank at a popular Berlin restaurant.
It is believed some Spanish football fans kidnapped Paul and took him out to dinner in celebration of Spain's victory in the World Cup and also to reward Paul for his contribution.
Unfortunately, the Spanish fans unwittingly placed him in a lobster tank while they dined on calamari.
Not realising that the lobster was in fact a North Sea lobster found commonly in the waters off The Netherlands, Paul was hopelessly left to his own demise as the lobster viciously cut him up for instant gratification.
Shocked patrons at the restaurant formed a guard of honour as Paul's remains were removed from the tank and transferred to the aquarium from where he was abducted.
German President Angela Merkel has announced that a state funeral will be held for the mighty mollusc before flushing his remains down a toilet.
RIP Paul
artetas sock
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Died on his 79th year.....
didn't get to be an Octogenarian!
*gets coat*
didn't get to be an Octogenarian!
*gets coat*
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best little spaniard
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Rest Ink Peace Paul.
Muggins
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So bad, its good.
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