Moved from the Lower to the Upper Gwladys for next season, had enough of the scruffs in the lower but not yet posh enough for the Park End.
Oh look it's Scrappy Do.
If Goodison Park represented England as a geographic whole, which area would correspond to the Wirral?
Discuss.
Been in both for cup games. Gwladys is full of beaked up scals snarling fellow blues and the park end smells like streradent and old spice and they are so classy the think cheering would be uncouth.
Plazzy accusers in the Park End, full of gimps who read poorly written stories about Everton's support in the early 80s and are now trying their best to come across as moody scals who think that wearing Adidas proves that you know the score.
Park Enders are transparent and cringeworthy wannabe Evertonians. I don't think any original Park Enders are left in there are they? They're sick of having to replace their Stan Smith's, all that constant toe curling damages the inside of them. RIP the Park End.

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