Park End Sausage

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

I was sat in the Park End, gossiping with my mate all match this afternoon, and at half time I got a large hot dog with all the fixings.

Unfortunately, as I took a bite out of my ‘dog, a load of ketchup spurted out on to the back of the spectator in front of me.

If you got home from the match with a load of ketchup all over your back, can I suggest that you take more care to pack some handkerchiefs for future matches in case you get more condiments on you.

You run out of Werther's originals mate?

 

[Eggs]

I was sat in the Park End, gossiping with my mate all match this afternoon, and at half time I got a large hot dog with all the fixings.

Unfortunately, as I took a bite out of my ‘dog, a load of ketchup spurted out on to the back of the spectator in front of me.

If you got home from the match with a load of ketchup all over your back, can I suggest that you take more care to pack some handkerchiefs for future matches in case you get more condiments on you.

....nothing like what some of our fans will get chucked at them next Sunday.

 

[PhilEFC]

Poor that mate. You could have at least told the poor fella.

 

[Blue Pride of Brum]

Poor that mate. You could have at least told the poor fella.

Yeah I’m a bit shocked by it mush. So brazen about sharking another Everton lad poor form.

 

[PhilEFC]

Yeah I’m a bit shocked by it mush. So brazen about sharking another Everton lad poor form.

Yeah mate. Not on that.

I hope it’s not his season ticket seat, or it might come back to haunt him the next home game!

 

[Blue Pride of Brum]

Yeah mate. Not on that.

I hope it’s not his season ticket seat, or it might come back to haunt him the next home game!

I hope it does mush and he has red all over his jacket from a slap in the chops.

 

[Toffeelover]

Too much sauce clearly, should hold your hand over the end to catch it and then you can give your hand a good licking!

 

[ham2]

Get a plain one next time yer beaut.

 

[Blue Pride of Brum]

Get a plain one next time yer beaut.

He would do it again and not regret it the coward. Who needs enemies when you have Everton lads like this!

 

[streeky]

Better quality ketchup woudn't have sputed, cheap watered down sauce at goodison. WHERES THE KETCHUP MONEY BILL.

 

[ProZ]

Why didn’t you just tell him you had emptied your sausage on his head there and then, instead of being a crap bag and doing it over a forum after scurrying home. You vile individual.

You’re as bad as bogey man.

 

[Woolly Blue]

I was sat in the Park End, gossiping with my mate all match this afternoon, and at half time I got a large hot dog with all the fixings.

Unfortunately, as I took a bite out of my ‘dog, a load of ketchup spurted out on to the back of the spectator in front of me.

If you got home from the match with a load of ketchup all over your back, can I suggest that you take more care to pack some handkerchiefs for future matches in case you get more condiments on you.

I was spat on in the Park End when someone got a bit overexcited yesterday, so feel a bit short changed now.

 

[LEONARD]

Relishing this thread.

 

[AsiaAsia82]

Yes it was me mate, leave me £10 for the dry cleaning behind the bar in the Brick and we'll call it quits.

Cheers, thanks for the fess up.

 

[Groucho]

I was spat on in the Park End when someone got a bit overexcited yesterday, so feel a bit short changed now.

It wasn’t spit