Pardew bets an EFC fan a Mars bar that Newcastle will finish higher than us in 13/14

[Housequake]

The man's a Caramac.

Caramac of course being Swahili for bellend.

 

[EFC David]

That's us Fudged then.

 

[Blues Harp]

Il y a trop de chocolat dans son equipe .....just sayin'

 

[blue61]

Hardly a big bet is it. Even the tenner would have been buttons to him.

 

[The Esk]

Most of the puns on this thread are very flakey....

 

[mrkenny1878]

Puns in this thread we're bounty happen.

 

[Bungle]

If he thinks we're gonna go to St. James and just Rolo-ver he's got another thing coming

 

[chrissyjack]

This thread has run its course . I might start a Breakaway one

 

[chrissyjack]

This thread is choc full of good jokes

We love pun threads on here . In fact, we Revel in them

 

[muddy mudguard]

He's off his head that Pardew, they ain't even in the same galaxy as us!

Bang done it - first pun contribution!!!

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

He's off his head that Pardew, they ain't even in the same galaxy as us!

Bang done it - first pun contribution!!!

In another Milky Way

 

[Shibbywiggles]

I wish I got here earlier before all the best puns were taken

I hate being (choco)late.

 

[The Esk]

Steve Stone: What time is it boss?

Alan Pardew: Don't know but it's After Eight

 

[Azzurri]

This thread is a fine celebration of quality street puns. You're all heroes and deserve roses.

 

[lmurkder]

In another Milky Way

the red car and the blue car had a race
all red wants to do is stuff his face
he eats everything he sees
from trucks to prickly trees
but good old blue he took the milky way

he’s looking for a chocolate treat
fluffy and light
cos he knows it won’t spoil his app-e-tite

mm mm mmmm

oh no! the bridge has gone, old ALAN PARDEW can’t carry on (DIFFERENT LEVEL)


but good old blue, he took the milky way