Our worst ever striker?

[evertony]

Offside Jo - probably the worst Brazilian I’ve ever seen

 

[Brisan123]

We’ve had some bad strikers but who is your favourite baddest?
I’m sure I have missed some other duds…..
In no particular order of crappiness

Rod Belfitt
Stuart Barlow
Salomon Rondon
Cenk Tosun
Shani Tarashaj
Sandro Ramirez
Oumer Niasse
Arouna Kone
Mageye Gueye
Apostolos Vellois
Denis Straqualari
Royston Drenthe
Mickael Madar
John Spencer
Brett Angell
Warren Aspinall
Michael Branch
Stuart Rimmer
Bernie Wright


Fwiw my vote goes to Bernie Wright. A massive lumbering unit

There are not enough buckets in Tesco for me to puke in after reading that list
We have signed some [Poor language removed] over the years

 

[barneygumble]

Offside Jo - probably the worst Brazilian I’ve ever seen

Rodrigo will probably run you close

Evertons gravitational pull for luring shocking players has been in full operation for 30 years now

 

[Yarrgh]

Scored an equaliser in an fa cup game away against Fulham (when they played at Loftus Road) right at the end of the match. Went to extra time, we got beat.

What an Evertonian tale.

Confounds us with a surprise in our favour, then dashes it on the rocks of defeat.

Yay Everton!

 

[jtl60]

Kone wasnt great, but not in the same league as some of the people listed - Hes 10 times the player Maupay is

 

[Brisan123]

Offside Jo - probably the worst Brazilian I’ve ever seen

Don’t know about that
I met a girl on Matthew street one night and she had a woeful Brazilian
No real shape or make to it

 

[tonyhorne]

Sorry but there are already 19 pages!

Has anyone mentioned Bakayoko (or whatever his name was)...

 

[tonyhorne]

Ernie Hunt must be in contention for that list

Didn't he have a reasonable career with Coventry?

 

[Joey66]

Didn't he have a reasonable career with Coventry?

Hw as well past it when we signed him - he did not last long - that Chant Ernie, Ernie - doh

 

[Marc bolan]

Didn't he have a reasonable career with Coventry?

Remember that famous Willie Carr free kick he was involved in that

 

[Bob Latchford]

….Straq was poor but as my old Mum used to say, God loves a trier. Mike Walsh, Rod Belfitt, Maupay, Sandro, Rondon, Kean; we’ve had plenty.

In recent times, I thought Sandro was particularly poor. God love him…. He looked like he won a competition to play for the blues and it didn’t get much better for him after he left. That one season he had before we signed him seemed to be the outlier.

 

[Bob Latchford]

Hw as well past it when we signed him - he did not last long - that Chant Ernie, Ernie - doh

I think it was maybe a combination of lacking quality and not settling as he was only 26 when we signed him and he went on to score the first ever ‘goal of the season’ against us….

I see he died a few years back. RIP Earnie

 

[Bob Latchford]

Spencer. Cost 1.5m when we were broke and sold for near a million less after zero league goals.
For all his faults, we actually made a profit on Angel.

Nearly scored one vs Villa when his shot hit Mick Madar on the arse before flying in.

Gol Madar

 

[barneygumble]

Sorry but there are already 19 pages!

Has anyone mentioned Bakayoko (or whatever his name was)...

For however bad Bakayoko was, well always have Bristol City & Blackburn away, think we nearly recouped all the money we spent on him too.

So despite him being pants, I'm giving him a pass. Was also on the pitch when everton scored the best team goal in my life time against Larissa.

 

[Marc bolan]

For however bad Bakayoko was, well always have Bristol City & Blackburn away, think we nearly recouped all the money we spent on him too.

So despite him being pants, I'm giving him a pass. Was also on the pitch when everton scored the best team goal in my life time against Larissa.

Remember fans calling him Back of the echo