Our new manager; nickname suggestions?

[Hellerad]

Wal-Martinez

 

[Sideliner]

The Matador

 

[Pat's Van]

would it be bad taste to nickname him Vitor ?

failing that I'd call him Bert

 

[bignev23]

An old newspaper we used to get.......'Mersey Mart'.


I'll prob just call him Martins

 

[Eggs]

...Martinez - anytime, any place, anywhere.

 

[Sideliner]

Maestro Martinez The Matador - fo Everton ee killis da BULL

 

[nigelcoyb]

"Manuel".

Us Brits call all spaniards "manuel", it's taught at school.

 

[nigelcoyb]

El Torreador Toffee

 

[mythbuster]

Skinny Spanish waiter, Bobby, Berto or Marty.

Or just no nickname. Some names just don't lend themselves to a nickname. Hands up if you remember "We're on the march with Howard's army..."

 

[Number_25]

Bobby.

 

[michaelgt5]

bob mar

 

[Moomin]

Dithering Roberto.

FFS sign a player, we have been waiting 3 hours!!!!! Can't take it no more.

 

[Blues Harp]

Sunshine Bob.........Oh wait Runs

 

[Jib in lad]

El Jefe .

 

[peteblue]

Bobby M. ........