Oumar Niasse

[Bungle]

He could have used the other wrist to be fair

Not if he was masturbating at the time

 

[ToffeeDoug]

I think that the whole fiasco just comes down to a simple case of mistaken identity. In Russia, there is a decent player called Oumar Niasse, who bangs them in from all angles. But Elstone, came back with another Oumar Niasse, who worked as a cleaner at Moscow Airport, after Elstone was due to meet Niasse for the first time and put an announcement out over the tannoy to meet him at the boarding gate.

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

Poor OUMAR though...we're actively looking to move him on already. Imagine that.

#AbsoluteCack

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Not if he was masturbating at the time

He's a man, he can't multitask

@RAFUH @LinekersLegs AMIRIGHTLADIES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[Bungle]

He's a man, he can't multitask

@RAFUH @LinekersLegs AMIRIGHTLADIES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Ladies? Pffftt

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Ladies? Pffftt

Let's have some decorum here Young Master Bungle

 

[Bungle]

Let's have some decorum here Young Master Bungle

Sorry, I just get carried away sometimes.

 

[Bungle]

And besides, @RAFUH and @LinekersLegs could take both of us in a fight anyway, so best to stay on their good sides

I'm going to compliment them on their hair or the fact they look younger than they actually are (Which is still exceedingly young indeed and not even remotely old in anyway shape or form). That should buy me a stay of execution

Probably should have just said nothing mate.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Probably should have just said nothing mate.

I'm going to delete it in fact, as I realise making light of what we're making light off is in rather poor taste

I apologise peeps. Poor form from me

 

[Bungle]

I'm going to delete it in fact, as I realise making light of what we're making light off is in rather poor taste

I apologise peeps. Poor form from me

I'm going to leave your quote there just so there's a chance of trouble mate.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Anyway, Oumar Niasse

He's a footballer, so I've been led to believe

 

[macdog]

Does he deserve 63 pages on GOT?

 

[Moomin]

How was his wrist ever going to heal when he kept knocking women about?

He could just use his feet.

 

[CynicalBlue]

If we stop talking about him perhaps he might just disappear?

 

[Dooguk]

If we stop talking about him perhaps he might just disappear?

We NEED to talk about Oumar.