chazzle_dazzle
Player Valuation: £35m
The greatest trick Martinez ever pulled was convincing the world Niasse won POTY.
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The greatest trick Martinez ever pulled was convincing the world Niasse won POTY.
chazzle_dazzle
Player Valuation: £35m
and then POOF, like that he was gone.
Big Oumar. I'll miss his gimpy little run and attempts to control the ball like it's a bomb about to go off on his foot
Even when he leaves I want us to keep this thread forever
the greatest trick was that some geezer from Russia convinced Martinez that Niasse had won POTY and was worth 13.5m!
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
The greatest trick is that Oumar makes a huge amount of money as a professional footballer, Paul Daniels that
Tbh his running also makes him look like his legs are a bomb about to go off.
Very true Prof. There is no scientific reason or explanation how this fella has absolutely blagged his way through 5 years of being a pro togger player.
Dario Terracotta
Player Valuation: £70m
That attempted overhead kick will live long in my memorylol
Has Oumar left then?
joey_macmo
Player Valuation: £35m
And he hasn't scored 40 goals in his entire career never mind the last 2 seasons.
Apart from that the lad was spot on!!!
Absolutely. Although I tuned into the echo podcast last night, all three of them full time Everton correspondents, talking about his POTY award.
Looks like it's a problem to give him away!
I expect Jeremy Beadle to jump out at any minute and shout "Surprise!" declaring it all as a practical joke.
Greater than
“I wouldn’t sell him for any money in the current market,” Martinez said after Everton’s 3-0 win over Newcastle.
“The value that you can give to him… clearly for whatever reason he didn’t fit in another football club, but in another football club, in our football club you can really see the value that he has, the effect he has on other players.
“For me he is one of the most sensational free transfers you are going to see in Premier League history.”
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