Got the balance of a trapeze artist. Such elegance.
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windymiller
Player Valuation: £70m
Not sure about that, where would he go? Who would have him.
tungetango
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
Oh, he'll be remembered longer than most of today's players
...Trabzonspor apparently.
I’ll actually remember him as ok, i’ll not forget that period of transition from Unsworth (I think), when we were in trouble and he gave everybody a lift.
When you are behind Tosun in anything other than a hair transplant clinic you should change careers
Another season and yet a further reminder that even if you can’t play the football, you can still ‘make it’ as a professional footballer.
Sharpys top lip
Player Valuation: £60m
Worst player ever to play for Everton. Horrible player, id give him away!!!
Jimmy Grimble
Player Valuation: £20m
Nonsense lad. Russian player of the year. Have some respect.
Sharpys top lip
Player Valuation: £60m
He'd struggle to get into Russian Sunday league teams where they all down a Ltr of Vodka before each half. He'd still be the shittest player on the pitch......
Our Saviour and Eternal Prince
His smile could end war, his spirit could fuel nations for a thousand years
Desaparecido
Player Valuation: £15m
Like Oumar tbh, got a chaotic style which actually works sometimes. And not the worst striker I've seen play for Everton
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Comedy footballer.
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