One thousand unique reasons why Everton are ace....

[Jags]

Managing to get Jelavic to score a bit, albeit for a small period of time

 

[BlueLlama]

Graham Sharp and his panda

 

[quasi modo]

 

[squonk]

Second to be First.

 

[ToffeeDan]

Former Players Foundation
St Lukes in the corner
Oldest purpose built stadium in the world
A to Z scoreboard
Mother Noblett
Changed the rules after we scored with a dribble from a corner
Ditto Donkey kicks
World's unluckiest club
Everton vs Everton
The only football club in the world with an illegitemate half-brother
Chang

 

[canuckblue]

We're born, not manufactured.

 

[Can't buy class]

Big Dunc

All our FA Cup Final Songs (still have some but sadly no record player!!)

John Baileys FA Cup Final Hat

We don't wear red

We don't think the world is against us and every decision should go our way

But the biggest reason why Everton are ace are all our fellow blues who just 'get it'

 

[Eggs]

..if you know your history you will know that we were so often the first and others have followed.

 

[Eggs]

...others claim to have famous No9s, but we had the original.

 

[Skeleton Crew]

*EDITED because someone was clever enough on page 2 to post "Jo"*

Reason ??? Because Rocky can't box like this guy

 

[degsy]

Alan Ball

Dr David

Joe, the guy who used to ( with his mate ) carry round the big wooden board with the up coming wrestling on it. joe joe joe joe.

never in 10 years getting a toffee off the toffee girl

The 2 square clocks ( who got them in the end )

Sir John Moores

10-4

taxis

sandy's own goal

The old floodlights

Alex's goal Vs spurs

 

[DevineEFC]

Alan Myers

 

[Ashtonluke]

Angry Goodison matchdays

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Angry Goodison matchdays

I'll see that and raise you an angry floodlit Goodison match day!

 

[maverick94]

Because there are more teams in World Football with the name Everton than any other name