I just went downstairs in the dark and got myself a drink - this is a proud moment for me.
But did you not give thought to the scary things that could be hiding in the dark?
I just went downstairs in the dark and got myself a drink - this is a proud moment for me.
I did. It took me around an hour to pluck up the courage. True story!
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