One Million posts chat thread

[Deleted member 28206]

So if someone takes four days to reply to a text then replies and ignores the fact it's been four days is it ok to blank the bitch regardless of how cute she is?

Yes, this is part of the game.

 

[md49vd]

sometimes i forget someone has texted me, like sometimes my brother will text and i will text him back a week later.

 

[somuchfun]

My father told me that his brother had called him up the other day. His wife's (I guess she's my godmother if I remember correctly) colleague has a slightly retarded adult son.

Albeit being slightly mentally impaired, he can pretty much take care of himself and spends time alone at their summer cottage. Now, his mother had called him up to ask how he's doing, and her son replied that he's doing fine, but there are hobgoblins everywhere.

His mother wasn't quite sure what he meant so he repeated that there were indeed hobgoblins running around the woods and he'd infact catched one and locked it inside a shed. Disturbed by this the mother drove there to see by herself what his son was going on about. When she opened the shed door, a Thai berry picker dashed out disappearing in to the woods.

Would love to hear the story from the berry pickers perspective.

 

[DualityNSNO]

My father told me that his brother had called him up the other day. His wife's (I guess she's my godmother if I remember correctly) colleague has a slightly retarded adult son.

Albeit being slightly mentally impaired, he can pretty much take care of himself and spends time alone at their summer cottage. Now, his mother had called him up to ask how he's doing, and her son replied that he's doing fine, but there are hobgoblins everywhere.

His mother wasn't quite sure what he meant so he repeated that there were indeed hobgoblins running around the woods and he'd infact catched one and locked it inside a shed. Disturbed by this the mother drove there to see by herself what his son was going on about. When she opened the shed door, a Thai berry picker dashed out disappearing in to the woods.

Would love to hear the story from the berry pickers perspective.

Hahahahahaha!

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Monday again..WTF

 

[TigerLily]

So my little doggy has been sick for a few weeks and then I finally decided it's time for the vet...
Turns out my dog has tonsillitis ffs

 

[Baines' left foot]

So my little doggy has been sick for a few weeks and then I finally decided it's time for the vet...
Turns out my dog has tonsillitis ffs

Make sure you feed him/her plenty of ice cream.

 

[TigerLily]

Make sure you feed him/her plenty of ice cream.

He gets ice cream anyhow

 

[Baines' left foot]

He gets ice cream anyhow

It's the best part of being ill.

 

[TigerLily]

It's the best part of being ill.

To me, it's the catching up on sleep part

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Just had a 2 mile run at the gym which was good.

In the changing rooms at the end though there were two little kids must've been 10ish, spitting on the floor and walls. Naturally I told them politely not to to which one replied 'why'. I then said its disgusting and they stopped. They were still dead loud and obnoxious afterwards though, when I was 10 there's no way I'd of been like that round a 22 year old. Fearless.

 

[Roztitute]

Uni is sweet

 

[Groucho]

Uni is sweet

Glad you're getting on.

 

[ToffeeBlueNose]

I'VE HAD FAR TOO MANY CIDERS N IT'S NOT KICK OFF FOR AN HOUR.

WHO ****IN CARES.

sorry rant over.

 

[Groucho]

I think I've just done the best spam curry ever