One Million posts chat thread

[micknick]

When do they get teeth, I hear that affects them some what

 

[Groucho]

When do they get teeth, I hear that affects them some what

No mate, we've got most of them.

This is MUCH worse.

 

[chrissyjack]

Lads, (and non-lads), is it possible for a child to enter the terrible twos eight months early? Coz my darling little girly of 15 months has, over the past fortnight, turned in to what can only be described as 'a right cow'.

Help.

The so-called Terrible Twos can happen at any time, mate. My daughter had terrible " Threes", and her lad , who has turned three today, looks like being the same

 

[Groucho]

Ok. Thanks lads.


*braces self for next 18 years

 

[DualityNSNO]

Lads?

 

[Groucho]

Belgians, eh lads

 

[DualityNSNO]

Belgians, eh lads

Belgians mate.

I'm really feeling the effects of footy yesterday (or rather the effects of not playing footy for 3 weeks). Man-marked the opposition's best player, kept him in my pocket and stuff like. So much running though.

I love my defending.

 

[Groucho]

Belgians mate.

I'm really feeling the effects of footy yesterday (or rather the effects of not playing footy for 3 weeks). Man-marked the opposition's best player, kept him in my pocket and stuff like. So much running though.

I love my defending.

See, I'm a goalie. Well, was a goalie. I was boss in goal, but total garbage in any outfield position except striker, weirdly. Now I'm just boss at snooker.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Ha, I'm not a defender. Right back at best, and I'm a bit Hibbert there. Midfielder or striker for me.

 

[DualityNSNO]

It was 6-a-side and yeah, not much choice when one of theirs is just destroying us obviously ffs.

 

[Groucho]

My outfield playing was such that, I have an excellent left foot/powerful shot but cannot take a man on at all.

A bit like Charlie Adam but loads better. So I went in goal and bossed.

 

[DualityNSNO]

My outfield playing was such that, I have an excellent left foot/powerful shot but cannot take a man on at all.

A bit like Charlie Adam but loads better. So I went in goal and bossed.

I have good vision and love to tackle, not always combining stuff really. Defensive midfield for me then, I guess.

I also have that problem, except I can beat a man but VERY hard, as I had a previous bad injury and I'm slower now. All about deft touches and accurate passing then, ffs.

 

[TigerLily]

Wondering where the boyfriend is...

 

[DualityNSNO]

Call him LiLz.

 

[Roztitute]

FKoff Everton.