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Just before I came back home I walked under a tree and looked up. An ant fell in to my eye and had to rinse it a couple of minutes after I got in just to get it out. Ffs.
 
A girl asked me, "If you were stranded on a desert island with one person in the world, who would it be?"

I said, "My Uncle Mick."

She said, "Oh... why's that then?!"

I said, "He's got a boat".
 
I'm glad you're feeling better :)
I hate being ill, that's why we go for our shots every season.

I have a job interview on Sunday, the pay is ridiculously cool! So excited :D
I usually get sick around ends and beginning of seasons, every year. Plus a bit of allergies as well, to top it off.


Ridiculously cool? Money dipped in liquid nitrogen?
 
I usually get sick around ends and beginning of seasons, every year. Plus a bit of allergies as well, to top it off.


Ridiculously cool? Money dipped in liquid nitrogen?

The shots really help with the not getting sick thing hehe

I was expected 2.5k less than what they're offering and it's only half day and all that. It really works for me :D
 
The shots really help with the not getting sick thing hehe

I was expected 2.5k less than what they're offering and it's only half day and all that. It really works for me :D
They don't really, for me at least, as I have been sick from EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD FFS. Plus I think it's a bit different with shots here, you have more diseases and stuff don't you?

God stuff for the payment there, congrats!
 
They don't really, for me at least, as I have been sick from EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD FFS. Plus I think it's a bit different with shots here, you have more diseases and stuff don't you?

God stuff for the payment there, congrats!

I wouldn't say that we have more diseases?
I just hardly ever get ill anyway. Seeing as I have some other thing going on with my face, I am excused from colds and flus and the works :P
 
I wouldn't say that we have more diseases?
I just hardly ever get ill anyway. Seeing as I have some other thing going on with my face, I am excused from colds and flus and the works :P
I dunno, African stuff. No offence here, I am largely uninformed, sorry.

What does the face thing mean ffs, trying to figure it out but you confused me! :D
 
I dunno, African stuff. No offence here, I am largely uninformed, sorry.

What does the face thing mean ffs, trying to figure it out but you confused me! :D

African stuff? haha no worries.
We live in a nice city, so we're safe from the dangerous things.
I think we're 3 hours away from the malaria area?
And the rest, well, anyone can get any sickness, so the shots might be doing their job.
 
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