Once Everton has touched you.

Tipp blue · January 28, 2019

What a difference 8 months make.

Rudolf Hucker · January 28, 2019

Everton touched me alright.

I feel violated.

ilikecheese · January 28, 2019

Show us on the doll where Everton touched you.

LEONARD · January 28, 2019

I remember reading 'Treasure Island' as a kid, a bit like the black spot.

One touch and you were effectively DOOMED.

anton66 · January 28, 2019

The problem with Everton players is their first touch. And the second, third and lack of.

ilikecheese · January 28, 2019

I feel like we need a new tagline.

How about: 'Once Everton has kicked you in the nuts for the hundredth time...'

Alanbileysfeathercut · January 28, 2019

Your life will never be the same.

Eggs · January 28, 2019

....what a difference a day makes.

YoboCopter · January 28, 2019

Id rather mj did
Be alot more pleasent

blue61 · January 28, 2019

efcjames · January 28, 2019

Everton didn't even fix it for me.

Khalekan · January 28, 2019

I hate that vacuous saying.

It is right up there with “People’s Club”.

Strikinglyhandsome1 · January 28, 2019

Khalekan said:
I hate that vacuous saying.

It is right up there with “People’s Club”.

And ‘he get us’ - utter twaddle.

gianthogweed · January 28, 2019

Tipp blue said:
What a difference 8 months make.

Haha yeah i saw that on match of the day and thought how pathetic he looked whinging about VAR

Tipp blue · January 28, 2019

YoboCopter said:
Id rather mj did
Be alot more pleasent

Michael Jordan???

Everton Pint Glass