Ok all you scousers!

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Grogtank said:
It's time for you to ponder me! I entered this place a yank watching yanks play. I had the wrong understanding of the word scouse. I wrongfully thought it meant criminal or thug. So I said, "I hate yous ("yous" that's pretty slick yeah?)". I realize I was wrong in that "youtube assessment" and decided I would make another drunken post to counter my previous drunken post, don't try this at home kids! Hopefully I don't offend as many people this time. I probably wont because I'm nearly finished with this post and can't think of anything more to write.

I will say that I cried when I first learned of the Hillsborough disaster. Because of that I have a soft spot in my heart when I hear YNWA. I'm sure you as blues do as well. I am too stupid to think of anything else to say this week. Ok so my weekly drunken post is finished.

I love western civilization!
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Like Ghandi, I think western civilization would be a good idea
 
Grogtank said:
I am a bit drunk. I support all Yanks everywhere. I mourn for the former empire. I love all western civilization hence I love you all. I hate scousers if they are (thieves, thugs, or general scoundrels). I might be a fan of the blues but only if you all accept the occasional drunken rant from the random Yank such as myself. Anyway, I felt I needed to post here because THE DON is going to kill it tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(y)
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Grogtank said:
In the process of researching football clubs I learned of scousers and I hate them for what they have been portrayed as. If they are something different then I apologize. If not, then they can go grope a goat.

I'm actually German American but I don't call myself that. I'm American. The USA (a genuine yank) doesn't see ethnicity, He see's Ideology. Sadly our young aren't taught history and political interests often circumvent real history. This doesn't change my support of the Blues. As far as I know Everton has been a responsible club. . Am I wrong here? LOL

I want Landon to succeed on two levels. One selfish and one genuine. Obviously if he becomes a success we (USA) would have Dempsey and Landon playing at the highest levels so, selfishly, I would be redeemed. On a genuine front I want them both to succeed because they are the best we have produced outside of McBride and they deserve the recognition.

Anyway If I get all rambly at times just slap me into shape. I often get too involved in other peoples success and failure.

I love western civilization.
Grogtank
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This were your original posts. Neg repped you for it, because I thought it was offensive. Seeing you claim that you misunderstood the word 'scouser', I promise to make it up to you.(y)
 
YeeeeHaaaa! You guys love me you know it! I'm all sober again! lol

My drinking was actually a Vegas ritual designed to help Timmy and Landon play well. It worked! Although, we should have had 4 goals minimum.

The one and only,
Grogtank
 
Yes you are, you suggest (or were even) that you were born there, so it doesn't matter how long you've been away or where you go, it's your roots that's important.

Can safely say, Not a Scouser, the nearest association I have is 'Scourers' for when the sink or micro needs a clean over. :mellow:
 
Ummm moved from their when I was 4 , nearly 40years ago now. Go up there when I can, but not as often as I'd like:(

"Cillit Bang and the dirt is gone":D
 
ToffeeDan said:
OK it's a bit like Packers and Bears, Everyone and the Cowgirls..

Only a lot more intense.. :@
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Watch yourself there, Dan.

Would prefer that if you call them Cowgirls, please use "5 time Super Bowl Champions" as a preceding description.

Thanks.

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