You were working as a waiter in a tapas bar
When Bill enquired about you
he picked you out, and shook you up
And turned you around
Turned you into a blue
A five year contract with efc, you've got the world at your feet
Success has been so easy for you
But don't forget it's Bill who put you where you are now
And he can put you back down too.
ROB-EE-R-TO Martinez,
Martinez wohoaoah
ROB-EE-R-TO Martinez,
Martinez wohoaoah
You were working as a stereotype in this soooo-ong
I am writing about yoo-oo
I got the length of your contract wroooo-ong
But I don't give a pooo-oo
Because the main point of this song is to saaaa-ay
In a slightly weird waaa-ay
That if you do not satisfy meee-ee
I'll find you and stab you in the eye. Aye.
Don't dis-a-point meee-ee
Or I'll find your chil-dren
Don't draw the der-bee-ee
Or I'll f*cking kill them
