Official Martinez song (written by yours truly)

[Gran Viejo Equipo]

You were working as a waiter in a tapas bar
When Bill enquired about you
he picked you out, and shook you up
And turned you around
Turned you into a blue
A five year contract with efc, you've got the world at your feet
Success has been so easy for you
But don't forget it's Bill who put you where you are now
And he can put you back down too.

ROB-EE-R-TO Martinez,
Martinez wohoaoah
ROB-EE-R-TO Martinez,
Martinez wohoaoah

 

[toffeejack]

why would you want a song that's longer than 3 lines? this isn't the x factor. appreciate the effort, but you can't call it official song because it's something you've thought of

 

[steken1]

I'm not sure insulting him and threatening him will catch on but I applaud the minimal effort you have clearly gone to.

Also, quite why he needs an official song is beyond me?

 

[Gran Viejo Equipo]

You watch, it will be the official song by next crimbo.

 

[EFC Si]

Martinez wooooooah
Martinez wooooooah
He came from Wigan town
He turned the Red ****e down

 

[MickM86]

Not a bad idea but we already have a song to that tune:

Oviedo baby!
Oviedo wooaaahhhh!

 

[Moomin]

I thought he signed for 4 years??

Other than that mistake, it's proper gash.

 

[Goat]

 

[steken1]

You watch, it will be the official song by next crimbo.

Mate we're Everton. Some of our best ever players haven't had songs that last longer than 3 seconds.

Most are just (insert name) woah woah woah

 

[Gran Viejo Equipo]

I will be the official songwriter for efc, already emailed and applied for the post!

 

[Gran Viejo Equipo]

Mate we're Everton. Some of our best ever players haven't had songs that last longer than 3 seconds.

Most are just (insert name) woah woah woah

But if we become organised and sophisticated such as the likes of Real Salt Lake Uultras it would actually sound good!

 

[steken1]

I will be the official songwriter for efc, already emailed and applied for the post!

Writing thems the easy bit chief. It's getting people to sing them were the skill lies.

 

[MickM86]

Who does/has made our songs in the past?

For e.g Grand old team
We hate bill shankly....
An we love our team of 85

 

[steken1]

But if we become organised and sophisticated such as the likes of Real Salt Lake Uultras it would actually sound good!

We are organized mate. 36 thousand all get there at 2.57pm, pile in, wait for us to get had off then fume ourselves into oblivion.

 

[heatmeiser]

I can't get the chorus to fit in time with the music at all.

Good effort son, but 3/10.