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Players in training:

GK's
Begovic
Jakupovic
Crellin
Barrett

CB's
Keane
Coady
Tarkowski
Samuels-Smith

Full-Back's
Mykolenko
Vinagre
Patterson
Coleman

Centre Mids
Allan
Davies
Onana
Iwobi
Gana
Garner
Doucoure

Forwards
Dom
Maupay
Rondon
Gray
Gordon
McNeil


Missing:
Lonergan (Injury)
Pickford (Injury)
Mina (Injury)
Holgate (Injury)
Godfrey (Injury)
Townsend (Injury)
Welch (Probs for the U21's tomorrow)
Mills (Probs for the U21's tomorrow)


They need to say to Michael Keane "listen son, you've blagged your way to the top but your absolutely crap at defending....but your the best finisher we've seen since Batistuta so your now one of our forward options"
 
They need to say to Michael Keane "listen son, you've blagged your way to the top but your absolutely crap at defending....but your the best finisher we've seen since Batistuta so your now one of our forward options"

It’s actual mind boggling how good he is at shooting. Every training video for like 2 years now he’s been boss at slotting.
 
It’s actual mind boggling how good he is at shooting. Every training video for like 2 years now he’s been boss at slotting.

There's a finish there where he just tucks it with his left peg past the keeper nonchalantly, its a boss finish.

He looks like he doesn't put any thought into his finishing which makes it look natural. Whereas when he puts thought into defending he becomes dreadful.
 
There's a finish there where he just tucks it with his left peg past the keeper nonchalantly, its a boss finish.

He looks like he doesn't put any thought into his finishing which makes it look natural. Whereas when he puts thought into defending he becomes dreadful.
He genuinely should have played up top over Rondon earlier in the season
 

Important news from the club... maybe should have gone in the Cenk Tosun thread.
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Lots of U21 players in training and strikethroughs away on international duty:

GK's
Begovic
Jakupovic
Crellin

CB's
Keane
Coady
Tarkowski
Anderson
Campbell
Samuels-Smith

Full-Back's
Mykolenko
Vinagre
Hunt

Patterson
Coleman

John
Mallon

Centre Mids
Allan
Davies
Onana
Iwobi
Gana
Garner

Doucoure
Quirk
Djakpata

Forwards
Maupay
Rondon
Cannon
Whitaker
Gray
Gordon
McNeil
Mills
Kouyate


Missing:
Lonergan (Injury)
Pickford (Injury)
Mina (Injury)
Holgate (Injury)
Godfrey (Injury)
Welch (Internationals)
Townsend (Injury)
Dom (Injury)
 



Lots of U21 players in training and strikethroughs away on international duty:

GK's
Begovic
Jakupovic
Crellin

CB's
Keane
Coady
Tarkowski
Anderson
Campbell
Samuels-Smith

Full-Back's
Mykolenko
Vinagre
Hunt

Patterson
Coleman

John
Mallon

Centre Mids
Allan
Davies
Onana
Iwobi
Gana
Garner

Doucoure
Quirk
Djakpata

Forwards
Maupay
Rondon
Cannon
Whitaker
Gray
Gordon
McNeil
Mills
Kouyate


Missing:
Lonergan (Injury)
Pickford (Injury)
Mina (Injury)
Holgate (Injury)
Godfrey (Injury)
Welch (Internationals)
Townsend (Injury)
Dom (Injury)

Wait, Coleman is STILL playing internationals? Would have thought he'd retired that part long before now.
 
He will more than likely get buried in a Irish football shirt ,and good luck to him ,for the fee we bought him for and the way he has conducted himself he owes us nothing .If only we had 13 other players like him since he as been here we would not be in the situation we have been in.
 



Lots of U21 players in training and strikethroughs away on international duty:

GK's
Begovic
Jakupovic
Crellin

CB's
Keane
Coady
Tarkowski
Anderson
Campbell
Samuels-Smith

Full-Back's
Mykolenko
Vinagre
Hunt

Patterson
Coleman

John
Mallon

Centre Mids
Allan
Davies
Onana
Iwobi
Gana
Garner

Doucoure
Quirk
Djakpata

Forwards
Maupay
Rondon
Cannon
Whitaker
Gray
Gordon
McNeil
Mills
Kouyate


Missing:
Lonergan (Injury)
Pickford (Injury)
Mina (Injury)
Holgate (Injury)
Godfrey (Injury)
Welch (Internationals)
Townsend (Injury)
Dom (Injury)


I'm sure that new keeper says to Michael Keane "Keano, less power" after he blammos one's in lol
 




Lots of U21 players in training and strikethroughs away on international duty:

GK's
Begovic
Jakupovic
Crellin

CB's
Keane
Coady
Tarkowski
Anderson
Campbell
Samuels-Smith

Full-Back's
Mykolenko
Vinagre
Hunt

Patterson
Coleman

John
Mallon

Centre Mids
Allan
Davies
Onana
Iwobi
Gana
Garner

Doucoure
Quirk
Djakpata

Forwards
Maupay
Rondon
Cannon
Whitaker
Gray
Gordon
McNeil
Mills
Kouyate


Missing:
Lonergan (Injury)
Pickford (Injury)
Mina (Injury)
Holgate (Injury)
Godfrey (Injury)
Welch (Internationals)
Townsend (Injury)
Dom (Injury)

Michael Keane bags for fun during these sessions lol

It's become very evident since Lampard first came in that he's deliberately including him in these shooting drills.
 

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