Obligatory Leaving Thread

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I get up
Seep some coffee that I've made
Then I'm out
Stalk the province to get laid

I think of ewe
Plodding through the snow
I'm into ewe
Everywhere, and so
I look for ewe
Every road I go
I've shagged ewe
Everywhere and every field I know

Green's the turf
Baaa-bae's power's to arouse me
I've got the verve
Rejoice when wool is all around me

I think of ewe
Playing my banjo
I dream of ewe
Every night, and so
I ask for ewe in my prayer
Piglets just won't do
I must have ewe
Every barn and every yard they give me wood, you know

When I'm down
Sheeps on pasture always call to me
Blue' my glands
I go steel, all my piston rise

I'm pumping ewe
In the evening glow
Hordes - I'm into ewe
It's nothing new
I'm after ewe
Out on scree will do
I've shagged ewe
Worse places for sure

Hordes - I love ewe as they thrust into
Open field of view
I game for ewe, out in fair
Everywhere I go
I shag ewe
God, I love them slow
I can catch ewe
Every fold and every pen and every ley and...
Have you tried it?
Should you try it bro?
No?
 
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