Not sure if this is allowed as a thread but I asked my Canadian girlfriend to try to name the Everton Squad giving her only the first and last initial

[Cage]

Have you that as a blank template I'll see how my misses gets on.

Do you have photoshop bud or you just want the png?

 

[Connor]

Where have I seen this already? Reddit?

 

[Shevin Keedy]

Danish Tom sounds like a pimp, seeing how he dresses he might as well be.

 

[neil999]

Where have I seen this already? Reddit?

No doubt its made up, but still pretty funny

 

[Tipp blue]

Do you have photoshop bud or you just want the png?

Png is good lad

 

[Cage]

Yeah I posted it on reddit also

 

[Cage]

Here's the blank template if anyone wants to have a bash with their missus

 

[Prevenger17]

Decided to have some fun in quarantine and my long suffering partner said she would give it ago. I often wake up early to watch the match here in Canada and she listens to me grumble about players and talk about the match. She did her best.


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I really like the look of these kids, every one of them have a great turn of pace, an eye for goal and can really spot a pass

 

[Groucho]

George Svenson is a fraud.

He's better than Siggurdsson

 

[Furey1878]

Lemmy Booker and Tom Danish have really done a number on me

 

[Caolam]

And they say English men don't do foreplay

 

[Davidoff]

I wouldn’t mind having a bit of Liam for lunch

 

[Pabbers]

This made belly laugh

 

[ste d' indica]

Mrs D said to me a while back:

'Is he one of your new players?'
'Who?'
'Him.... Richard Arlinson'
'No..... no he's not.'

 

[JordanianEmbassy]

Mrs D said to me a while back:

'Is he one of your new players?'
'Who?'
'Him.... Richard Arlinson'
'No..... no he's not.'

Mate get her to look at the blank template.