Not sure if this is allowed as a thread but I asked my Canadian girlfriend to try to name the Everton Squad giving her only the first and last initial

[Cage]

Decided to have some fun in quarantine and my long suffering partner said she would give it ago. I often wake up early to watch the match here in Canada and she listens to me grumble about players and talk about the match. She did her best.

 

[windymiller]

The question is will Mikey Kanalonni ever adapt to the premier league?

 

[FTY]

Lemmy Booker

 

[tommye]

Congratulations on the longest ever thread title on GOT.
You don't win anything, Everton that, but congratulations anyway.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

 

[TGW89]

CONGRADULATIONS - You win more trophies than Liverpool this season.

CAMPOENES! CAMPEONES! OO-AY OO-AY OO-AY!!!

 

[Bishop Thumpety-Thump]

Tom Danish is a great name.

 

[TheVelourFog]

Daniel Clem-Lewis has a sweet left foot

 

[chrismpw]

Daniel Clem-Lewis has a sweet left foot

His left foot is cosseted by moccasins made by his brother Daniel Day-Lewis, using the Last of the Mohecans*

*oh god not this joke again where someone has to explain what a last is to everyone under 40
** and yes I know this isn't how names work!

 

[Tipp blue]

YERald MAza

 

[DanB90]

Lemmy Booker

C’mon mate, that’s his girlfriend you’re talking about.

 

[MikeH72]

Can we swap Sigurdsson for George Svenson?

 

[Shevin Keedy]

Tom Danish, yes that is right Danish, Tom Danish.

 

[Cels]

Davek can't stand that Lemmy Booker bloke.

 

[GwladysBlue]

George Svenson is a fraud.