If Fellani and Baines stay and Rooney joins, how big a wank would you do? I'd drown people with jizz
What Utd have to really worry about is Rooney running down his contract, earning 250k per week and in two years time,as a 29 year old ,coming back to Everton to finish out his career.
Now, that would really sicken Utd and Moyes.
Rooney pulled hamstring and is out of pre season tour. Looks like a fabrication to me, think he's on his way.
Certainly seems odd! Maybe he chinned Neville??
More likely Moyes, though apparently Phil Jones chinned him when he put a transfer request in.
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