Match Thread Norwich City v Everton - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Lee Smith]

Got a horrible feeling that Norwich are going to re-sign Ricky van Wolfswinkel this evening, he’ll play tomorrow, score the winner, then be utter crap til the end of the season, not score another single goal for them, then leave.

Again.

 

[ForeverEverton]

Norwich haven`t scored in 6 games you say??? Enter Everton.....

 

[Ring master]

Norwich haven`t scored in 6 games you say??? Enter Everton.....

Norwich have not done a lot of things lol

 

[Dykovski200]

Jeremy Goss winner

 

[Kev The Rat]

Going to be absolute murder tomorrow

 

[maccavennie]

Who is she Claus?

Looks like she's just realised she's soiled her knickers.

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Who is she Claus?

Looks like she's just realised she's soiled her knickers.

...and that's exactly why you're interested

 

[Yarrgh]

maccas marvels in a 433

Pickers
Patters
50p head
Big Yezza
Icklelenko
JP
The Duke
Big Al
Dorian Gray
DCL
Flash Gordon

Subs

Beggers
Collyman
Godders
Slowmes
El Ghazi
Dross Towns
Rico
Ronald Donald

Players to miss out
Kenny Everett
Branthwaite
Colgate
Fabdabbydoozy
The Simms
Dobbin

Though I doubt Patterson will make the squad and wouldn't surprise me if Mykolenko is dropped and Godfrey moves back there.

You are being far to affectionate to this bunch of scoundrels. They surely all deserve the birch.

 

[COYBL25]

Who is she Claus?

Looks like she's just realised she's soiled her knickers.

Jennifer Lawrence

 

[maccavennie]

You are being far to affectionate to this bunch of scoundrels. They surely all deserve the birch.

I'd like a whole side of players like

Pickers
Patters
Titters
Tatters
Fitters
Flatters
Davies (c)
Matters
Hatters
Batters
Rondon

Managed by Potter

 

[maccavennie]

Jennifer Lawrence

Bloody hell she looks grim there.

Sorry Jennifer, but your just not up to my impossible standard.....stares longingly at my Madonna poster from 1984

 

[Yarrgh]

I'd like a whole side of players like

Pickers
Patters
Titters
Tatters
Fitters
Flatters
Davies (c)
Matters
Hatters
Batters
Rondon

Managed by Potter

Imagine those on a night out. All have a cheeky half in their waistcoats before getting a taxi home to sleep it off the soft tw4ts.

Koff alternative reality Everton.

 

[COYBL25]

Bloody hell she looks grim there.

Sorry Jennifer, but your just not up to my impossible standard.....stares longingly at my Madonna poster from 1984

I think it’s from the 2010 film - Winters Bone, where she plays a red neck.

Anyway, back on topic, GET OUT OF MY CLUB FATTY.

 

[blu87554]

Guys dont fret, we will win. We gonna mess with their heads so much theyll go crying for their mother. We will put Iwobi in as the lone striker. THATLL TEACH THEM!! Then when we get a penalty, we let Iwobi take it and miss. BUT THATS PART OF THE GRAND PLAN ANYWAY!! WE GONNA CRUSH THEM LIKE LITTLE BUGS!!!

 

[maccavennie]

I think it’s from the 2010 film - Winters Bone, where she plays a red neck.

Anyway, back on topic, GET OUT OF MY CLUB FATTY.

No need to be so harsh.......

I'm trying to lose weight but watching Everton is making me comfort eat!

Norwich 3-5 Everton
Rondon with all 8 goals and he eats the match ball at the end.