Zeitgeist
Player Valuation: £35m
Goals nil ,he's crap mate
I'll give him a chance, I bet lookmans stats were worse for them games
Goals nil ,he's crap mate
Got no impression of him what so ever over the two games.
Glad it weren't just me noticing that....He's very direct. Likes a dribble.
But his youtube video mainly consists of him laying the ball off to others who hit screamers lol

What is this can't we even boo them before they sign now?I'll give him a chance, I bet lookmans stats were worse for them games
Those Split Ultras are going to be dead mad now
Wait really?? Sign now.![]()
His big sister is a high jumper. Get her up front.
Imagine Mirallas in Belgium right now. Must feel like a bloke who's argued with his girlfriend so has gone back to his mum's in a huff to prove a point before thinking he'll come back in a few days. Instea the girl has moved a new, younger and better looking lad in and binbagged his stuff. Love the club's new ruthlessness.

What is this can't we even boo them before they sign now?
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His big sister is a high jumper. Get her up front.
High jumpers are filthyI'd High Jump her if you get what I mean.
OI OI LADS WAHEEYYY
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