Around about this time of the year, when I was a kid, I would be scouring the toy section of the mail order catalogue and marking with ballpoint pen the toys I wanted for Christmas. There was always that one, unrealistic, over ambitious thing that I knew my mum and dad would not be willing to break the bank for, but I marked it anyway. Voting for Simone on this thread reminded me of those days. Silva would represent the more realistic thing on the Christmas list (still expensive and trendy), and BFS and the like would basically be the embarrassing pair of socks from your grandma.
Here's hoping Everton have a fantastic Christmas, because it really has been a crappy year so far.