Newspaper stories to make us laugh...

[MrPerfectNot]

Not in the newspaper, but such stupidity brings a good laugh......and he's lucky to be alive.

Idiot Taunting Bison

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

Dazed and confused.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...-heavy-metal-festival/?utm_term=.9d800d3f009c

 

[sheedy3]

In todays evening herald Dublinlollol

 

[summerisle]

Poor sod.lol

 

[deipnosophist]

Poor sod.lol

I guess grandpa did get laid...laid to rest

 

[Methuselah]

Local paper today. Article about a new service being introduced at the Hinds Head in Bray. Afternoon tea, which includes finger sandwiches, cream scones, bakewell tart, and chocolate cake. If you take her indoors it will set you back £78 (£39 per head). £39 if you send her in alone while you wait in the car. I am going to stay home with a cup of Yorkshire tea and a digestive.

 

[summerisle]

So, what first attracted you to my ginormous belly ?

 

[SerenityNigh]

Umm... @mezzrow

 

[aazak]

In todays evening herald Dublinlollol

 

[mezzrow]

Umm... @mezzrow

I sure hope drugs and alcohol play the expected roles in this. The picture leads me to expect that to be the case. #Floridaman loves him some drugs and alcohol.

Somebody send this guy's picture to Albert and Alberta pronto.

 

[SerenityNigh]

I sure hope drugs and alcohol play the expected roles in this. The picture leads me to expect that to be the case. #Floridaman loves him some drugs and alcohol.

Somebody send this guy's picture to Albert and Alberta pronto.

Hard to imagine the gator would’ve agreed apart from the drugs

 

[sheedy3]

Update...

 

[Groucho]

Umm... @mezzrow

“....drugging an alligator,
Living it up, while I’m going down”.......