Newspaper stories to make us laugh...
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WilliamPerry
Player Valuation: £20m
'I left job at M&S - now I've made £50k eating Percy Pigs with no clothes on'
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/i-used-work-ms-now-26613382
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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/i-used-work-ms-now-26613382
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summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Didn’t Jermaine Pennant do something similar?
Sassy Colombian
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I have no idea, was him an Evertonian?
No but I'll give you a clue. He was the bestest player ever to play football with an ankle tag?
Sassy Colombian
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Unfortunately the clue didn’t help but it prompted me to do a Wikipedia search and it seems he was a footballer with lots of driving under the influence issues, no wonder he had to play with an ankle tag
Jermaine Pennant ‘forgot he owned Porsche’
Stoke City star Jermaine Pennant simply could not remember owning an expensive Porsche, after leaving it at Zaragoza train station for a staggering five months.
metro.co.uk
Sassy Colombian
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How can someone forget owning a PorscheJermaine Pennant ‘forgot he owned Porsche’
Stoke City star Jermaine Pennant simply could not remember owning an expensive Porsche, after leaving it at Zaragoza train station for a staggering five months.
I would happily claim it lol
tommye
Player Valuation: £120m
Never, EVER, underestimate the stupidity of people.How can someone forget owning a Porsche
Sassy Colombian
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Specially of some footballers, sometimes I wonder how they made it that far.
The bestest was a reference to the fact that he once played for the RS.Unfortunately the clue didn’t help but it prompted me to do a Wikipedia search and it seems he was a footballer with lots of driving under the influence issues, no wonder he had to play with an ankle tag
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
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