Newspaper stories to make us laugh...

[jaycee]

not so much the headline

 

[summerisle]

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Not laugh,but a certain poster will love this.

North-east woman treated for smoke inhalation after running into burning building to save pet owl

A north-east grandmother was treated for the effects of smoke after fearlessly running into a burning steading to rescue her family pets. Tina Lavin burst

www.pressandjournal.co.uk

 

[marnie]

Not laugh,but a certain poster will love this.

North-east woman treated for smoke inhalation after running into burning building to save pet owl

A north-east grandmother was treated for the effects of smoke after fearlessly running into a burning steading to rescue her family pets. Tina Lavin burst

www.pressandjournal.co.uk

Go on then,dont keep us in suspense.Name the poster lol

 

[summerisle]

 

[Milk]

Private Eye strikes again ..

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

EastEnders' Clair Norris is unrecognisable as Cruella de Vil on New Year's Eve

The Bernadette Taylor actor made a brilliant effort to see in 2021

www.mylondon.news

Hate to see if she never made an effort

 

[summerisle]

 

[H.H.]

This was about 10 years ago and this newspaper may have been the Jamaican version of the Daily Star but we once went into a convenience store in Jamaica to buy some bits when we noticed amongst the newspapers a big front page headline, all written in Jamican slang
"Man rape me dawg" and we just had to buy it.
The story continued in the Jamaican slang on further pages inside with with a photo of her and her describing the incident in deep detail (can't remember if she was photoed with the dog) and it was the funniest thing I have ever read.
If I ever get to come across the newspaper I will take a photo and post it on here.

 

[4737carlin]

'Human foot' in Gateshead field turns out to be potato

'Human foot' in Gateshead field turns out to be potato

A worried dog walker alerted police but officers say she was right to remain vigilant.

bbc.in

A suspected human foot buried in a muddy field turned out to be a potato after a "large-scale" police search.

 

[summerisle]

Two pages !

 

[Methuselah]

This was about 10 years ago and this newspaper may have been the Jamaican version of the Daily Star but we once went into a convenience store in Jamaica to buy some bits when we noticed amongst the newspapers a big front page headline, all written in Jamican slang
"Man rape me dawg" and we just had to buy it.
The story continued in the Jamaican slang on further pages inside with with a photo of her and her describing the incident in deep detail (can't remember if she was photoed with the dog) and it was the funniest thing I have ever read.
If I ever get to come across the newspaper I will take a photo and post it on here.

I remember, back in the 1960's, I worked with a firm that had operations in Nigeria. A guy (a Scouser as it happens) came to work with us who had spent 3 years working in Nigeria (Lagos). He brought a Nigerian newspaper in to show us. There was a front page report on a society wedding which stated that 'The bishop consummated the wedding before a large congregation'.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Thieves have principles too lol

A car thief threatened to call the police on a mom who left her child in the back seat of the car he stole | CNN

Oregon police are searching for a man who stole a car Saturday morning without knowing a child was in the backseat and came back to lecture the victim of the car theft for leaving her child unattended.

www.cnn.com

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Jealousy never ends up in good outcomes. This mexican husband knows all about it.

A jealous wife stabs her husband multiple times after finding pictures of him having sex with 'another woman' - without realizing the images were of HER taken years earlier lol

I'm sure her hubby didn't think it was funny, but this newspaper story is worthy of this thread.

AMPI denounces 'pirate' real estate agents preying on foreigners - Yucatán Magazine

Yucatan's real estate establishment denounced the operation of "pirate" real estate agents who have defrauded foreign home buyers.

yucatanmagazine.com

 

[Brendan Janus]

Two pages !

Lucie funny !!