Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[PhilM]

"OMFG THEYVE SPENT 40 MILLION ON SOMEONE I'VE NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE, BRANDS WHAT R U DOIN FFS"

"Lad, dat Brands aint no good cos he aint spent £45 million on a shire horse pony who has scored consierably less dan Dom, who I hated last month la."

 

[COYBL25]

A selection of some of the very best from the last series of Newcastle Are Taking Over The World, enjoy x

" from the last series of Newcastle Are Taking Over the World "


lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol

 

[PhilM]

Defenders who've scored more Premier League goals this season than Newcastle's most expensive addition and star striker:

Van Dijk, Webster, Pereira, Lundstrom, Creswell, Doherty, Sokratis, David Luiz, Mings, Dunk, Azpilicueta, Aanholt, Aarnold, Otamendi, Schär, Fernández, Lejeune, Clark, Willems, Baldock and Saiss.

I thought it would only to be fair his own team mates.

 

[KaiserEFC]

"OMFG THEYVE SPENT 40 MILLION ON SOMEONE I'VE NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE, BRANDS WHAT R U DOIN FFS"

Nah one of the FM warlords was waxing lyrical about him about 6 months before I think. Apparently people actually listen to them.

 

[Connor]

Nah one of the FM warlords was waving lyrical about him about 6 months before I think. Apparently people actually listen to them.

A plague on all of these houses.

 

[KaiserEFC]

A plague on all of these houses.

Interestingly JOlinton was so bad that even the edge lords didn’t rate him.

 

[Yarrgh]

Personally I always look forward to seeing Jolinton on the team sheet when we play Newcastle.

 

[Deleted member 38674]

Personally I always look forward to seeing Jolinton on the team sheet when we play Newcastle.

I wonder if oppo fans are as excited to see Moise Kean on ours?

 

[Yarrgh]

I wonder if oppo fans are as excited to see Moise Kean on ours?

Hopefully less and less so in the future.

 

[MikeH72]

Personally I always look forward to seeing Jolinton on the team sheet when we play Newcastle.

I buzz off seeing Haller on there when we play West Ham too.

 

[Bishop Thumpety-Thump]

I wonder if oppo fans are as excited to see Michael Keane on ours?

Fixed.

 

[Yarrgh]

TV piracy hits Saudi Newcastle takeover – not the beheadings and crucifixions then? | Marina Hyde

Newcastle United fans might not like Mike Ashley much but some things that go on in the kingdom of Saudi Arabia are a little bit more sinister

www.theguardian.com

Oh dear. Might have to wait for another sheikh to rock up in a few months' time.

 

[MikeH72]

*watches second hand on clock*

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Remember when people were absolutely gutted Villa got promoted because they were scared of them?

Oh yeah I remember now

That led to the utter gimp who was banging on about how Everton supporters enjoying away days was the reason the club wasn't kicking on

A weird, weird time to be sure

 

[Connor]

So they’ve been beaten to signing that Bowen lad from Hull by Palace over the sake of 4 million quid

Tell us again how they’re the new footballing powerhouse