Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[Deleted member 28206]

Shop shouters still kills me off lol

 

[shagpuss]

The Barcodes have just signed some Brazilian lad for a club record £35,000,000. He's a striker but his career strike-rate is a lot worse than Tosun and Niasse. And we thought we had it bad!

 

[Yarrgh]

The Barcodes have just signed some Brazilian lad for a club record £35,000,000. He's a striker but his career strike-rate is a lot worse than Tosun and Niasse. And we thought we had it bad!

They could have had Tosun and Niasse for half of that and get twice the benefit. Not great business by the barcodes there. they still have time to pick them up mind.

 

[Blue83]

£36million for a striker who only managed 11 goals in 35 games in the bundeslegia

 

[Wayno]

Something very suspect about that transfer imo

 

[roydo]

Something very suspect about that transfer imo

Ashley spending real money, after letting Rafael walk, to support Steve Bruce instead? Kinda agree.

 

[MikeH72]

£36million for a striker who only managed 11 goals in 35 games in the bundeslegia

The poor lad was posting DCL numbers in the Austrian league. Let’s just say it’s not exactly Mbappe is it.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Steve Bruce tells Newcastle fans: ‘I’m not Mike Ashley’s bagman’

Newcastle’s new manager Steve Bruce said he was ‘not Mike Ashley’s bagman’

www.theguardian.com

"Why aye petals, I ain't a bag man for Mike Ashley like"

"Can it Bruce! You're not even a real Geordie like!"

 

[COYBL25]

Steve Bruce tells Newcastle fans: ‘I’m not Mike Ashley’s bagman’

Newcastle’s new manager Steve Bruce said he was ‘not Mike Ashley’s bagman’

www.theguardian.com

"Why aye petals, I ain't a bag man for Mike Ashley like"

"Can it Bruce! You're not even a real Geordie like!"

The fact that he already feels it`s already necessary to to justify himself doesn`t bode well for him.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

The fact that he already feels it`s already necessary to to justify himself doesn`t bode well for him.

Interesting that he's talk about doing well in the Cup though and referencing Hull as an example

Newcastle fans are going to kick off if he keeps comparing them to The Hull City Tigers

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Interesting that he's talk about doing well in the Cup though and referencing Hull as an example

Newcastle fans are going to kick off if he keeps comparing them to The Hull City Tigers

It's hilarious as Ashley cares about the FA cup as much as Klopp does. And the goal is not just to stay in the Premier league? Might want to have a wee chat with your boss, mate.

 

[LEONARD]

Could be sacked before Christmas.

 

[dandydan]

What are the relegation odds?

 

[MikeH72]

Bruce will see the season out. They’ll be floating around 15th pretty much all season which will be fine for Ashley, then in the last 10 games they’ll be sucked right into the scrap and could end up relegated. But they’ll just bounce straight back and we’ll start this whole cycle again.

 

[roydo]

Ooops.

Belgium tax blokes want £650m in unpaid taxes from Sports Direct, (or whatever they trade under there). Lob in the £150m he lost when Debenhams went wonky, thats a BMD sized hole in someones bank account.