Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

Their dominance of World Football has gone a bit quiet

Seeing as all their letters to the FA, the government and the UN went unanswered. Their crowd funding only raised enough money for a weekend in Whitley Bay,
the black and white Jihadi’s are mustering at their temple of worship, the Greggs in Wallsend and planning their next move against Sir Mike.
 
I hate when you see fans of other clubs cupping their hairy geordie balls

"Noocastle are a big big clurb proper big clurb with big big stadium and big big fanbase. Clurb deserve some oil money big clurb"
I'd love to see you open a stand up act in a Newcastle comedy club with that. You'd probably get lynched, but it'll be hilarious to anyone who isn't a Geordie..
 

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