I think that’s a piss take, not the most creative one like.
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I think that’s a piss take, not the most creative one like.
jaycee
Player Valuation: £60m
Like I said it so blag its unbelievable,its more the fact that theres jawdee halfwits arguing over which players they would have and who they would replace
Duncan’s Pigeon Loft
Player Valuation: £8m
These lot are actually out-kopiting the Kopites at the moment. An incredible achievement.
MIKE85
Player Valuation: £5m
That crown prince is a fine fine gentleman 
t.co
Saudi crown prince accused of sending hit squad to Canada
Mohammed bin Salman has been accused of sending a hit-squad to kill a former Saudi official.
t.co
I get sports direct emails as I get footy socks from them once in a while. I get a RS kit email today and then go to their site and you'd think fat Mike owned them and not the toon the way their website is set out. Embarrassing
For reference
Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
They always showed promise, but I never thought they’d quite have enough when the chips were down.
But they’ve come through with aplomb over this. It’s the most ridiculous, confused, nonsensical, fact avoiding, cry arsing display I’ve ever seen from a fanbase. The cringe level has been off the scale. What a shitshow.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £80m
tsubaki
Player Valuation: £90m
That crown prince is a fine fine gentleman
Saudi crown prince accused of sending hit squad to Canada
Mohammed bin Salman has been accused of sending a hit-squad to kill a former Saudi official.
Ottawa does contain an anagram of these sorts of horse-punchers tbh
Disgruntledgoat
Player Valuation: £50m
ForeverBlue92
Player Valuation: £80m
They have the biggest bellwhiff fans in the country and I even include Kopites in that
"Haway, we don't want Ronaldo man, he's too old pettle!"