Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[Yarrgh]

"WHO NEEDS SAUDI CASH WHEN WE HAVE ANONYMOUS ALKY"

PL: Can you please answer which of the 50,000 Geordie alcoholics will be in charge?
50,000 drunk Geordies: Yer an effin' joke. Away wi' yer man. fit th' purpose? yer nae fit th' purpose. Haddaway yer jokers.
Money Mike: That's another 17 million deposit banked. Yoinks!

 

[The binman chronicles]

"WHO NEEDS SAUDI CASH WHEN WE HAVE ANONYMOUS ALKY"

So say 50k have bought into the club for 7k each but now they need to find 7k each more to actually build a team. Righto.

Also there is no more season ticket money coming in as everyone believes they have pre-paid and that's before we see the state of the owner's car parking situation.

 

[jaycee]

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Eight Ace must’ve sold a kidney lol

The collections starting

 

[Yarrgh]

It's the second wave of takover - no actual takover, just actual lunatics doing their nut over a mirage that appeared out of nowhere when they were all stuck at home and bored senseless. Brilliant stuff.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Every Newcastle supporter right now

 

[Connor]

Aye aye, the former players are back with inside info





But hang on, no, they're not

 

[COYBL25]

Aye aye, the former players are back with inside info





But hang on, no, they're not

This is tremendous to watch as it unfolds.

It’s like a series of the X Files, but with Paulie Belter as an inbred Mulder and Amanda Staveley as a mutated version of Scully.

 

[MikeH72]

What the hell are they doing now?

 

[paultheblue]

So say 50k have bought into the club for 7k each but now they need to find 7k each more to actually build a team. Righto.

Also there is no more season ticket money coming in as everyone believes they have pre-paid and that's before we see the state of the owner's car parking situation.

Your just knit picking now mate

 

[Connor]

What the hell are they doing now?

Well, there's a fella gone down to camp at the Premier League offices until the Tories push the takeover through

Michael Chopra and Olivier Bernard have got a source saying its happening again but apparently its that baldy fella Steve Wraith

 

[Simon Buttle]

Well, there's a fella gone down to camp at the Premier League offices until the Tories push the takeover through

Michael Chopra and Olivier Bernard have got a source saying its happening again but apparently its that baldy fella Steve Wraith

Steve Wraith is just some bloke who does a Newcastle podcast what would he know?

 

[MikeH72]

Well, there's a fella gone down to camp at the Premier League offices until the Tories push the takeover through

Michael Chopra and Olivier Bernard have got a source saying its happening again but apparently its that baldy fella Steve Wraith

I hate these people a lot.

 

[Connor]

Steve Wraith is just some bloke who does a Newcastle podcast what would he know?

That's the point

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Just seen another video from that fella, he's in the car park and the security is all happy to help until he says "oh no, I've not got a meeting"

Stunning. What a fanbase.

He should take that video down, as it libellous. As he openly suggests that the cars in the PL HQ car park have been paid for with Qatari cash.

The silly sausage.

 

[Lee Smith]

Isn’t the Bernard tweet from July 24 anyway, so before the hilarious deal collapse actually took place?