Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[ForeverBlue92]

I remember having a Geordie midget spit at me in Be at 1 cocktails in Liverpool a few years ago on Valentine’s Day, and in my drunken rage, for some reason I decided to chokeslam him lol lol

Hope the ref was around to count the 1,2,3 in time

 

[Jimishorts]

That fella is a prize belter.

 

[roydo]

Thats that Stavely's rep in the bin. It now looks like she told the Saudis she could get them in by fronting the whole thing, and couldnt answer the simple question from the PL about who will actually control the club.

The only words in the media have come from her/her lot.

 

[The binman chronicles]

I now want the PL to come out and say they approved this a week ago but forgot to put it in the post just for the giggles.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Thats that Stavely's rep in the bin. It now looks like she told the Saudis she could get them in by fronting the whole thing, and couldnt answer the simple question from the PL about who will actually control the club.

The only words in the media have come from her/her lot.

Just another businessperson who thought a football club was like buying a supermarket or car dealership, only to find out that football is not the same as any other business

If you don't understand football then you are doomed to fail at it unless you have so much money that you'll finally get it right by hiring enough of the right people

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I now want the PL to come out and say they approved this a week ago but forgot to put it in the post just for the giggles.

I'm almost certain they'll babyface themselves here by saying "Oh, we would have approved it, but we were just waiting on the Saudi's to do x, y and z, and they just never got back to us"

 

[Jimishorts]

Neemorecans

Nay Cans?

Nee feckin cans man lol lol lol lol

all of the above lids. #neecans. Drink it it boys.

 

[MikeH72]

Disclaimer: business owner Mike Ashley is a scab and should be treated with utter contempt but Newcastle owner Mike Ashley is hilarious

He is my idol. I wish I had half the business nous and trolling skills of him.

 

[Seathestars]

Hahahaha what a season
The RS rimming Bournemouth relegated and now the poor man’s Kopites hit with this.

 

[Minimeister]

They can't stop

Bloke tells them it's not going to happen

Bloke gets abuse for telling them he told them it wasn't going to happen

lol

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Bloke tells them it's not going to happen

Bloke gets abuse for telling them he told them it wasn't going to happen

lol

Seems like he should have waited a day or two for his victory lap to be honest

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Any of the Geordies not get banned so they can be vaulted now?

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

The fume is absolutely epic.

If I was Richard Masters I’d leave the country for a week or 2. lol

 

[kenada_blue]

Let's have it right...unless said owners are taking the club for a ride, putting zero investment in, and are happy to asset strip the club...fans shouldn't have a right to know how the owners or investors are dealing with the club.

It's the disappointment of expectation that hurts not how a club, like Newcastle, are run.

We spent years under Kenwright not being able to put anything in when we were on the cusp of being a top side. Then overnight he sold up to a billionaire. It's how it happens. Not a fan consortium dictating what happens.

And if these Arabs we're so keen on buying they would've stayed with it no matter how long it took. Fact is more than likely they didn't want to have people running it day to day or a figurehead running the ship.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

*waits for their nemesis Richard Keys to get the popcorn out*